For the guessing, I write 3 options on the board and have the students choose, or the students just yell at me until someone gets the right answer!.
Sunday, 19 June 2011
WS: Eigo Noto 2: Lesson 1
Posted by
Dom
06:21
For the guessing, I write 3 options on the board and have the students choose, or the students just yell at me until someone gets the right answer!.
Friday, 17 June 2011
Post-Earthquake Changes to ETC Prices in Japan
Posted by
Dom
13:21
First off, here's what's different:
- Elimination of the 1000 yen cap on weekend and holiday travel
- Reinstatement of normal fares on regional stretches of road previously made free by the 高速道路無料化社会実験 ("toll-free expressway trial," or "toll-free expressway social experiment.")
- Abortion of the proposed 2000 yen cap on weekday travel.
- Extant weekday discounts will continue to apply.
- Travel during commuting hours (6:00-9:00 and 17:00-20:00) not exceeding 100 km once per day will still be discounted 50%. It will still be possible to (ab)use multiple ETC cards in a row to get this 50% discount over longer stretches of road.
- Travel beginning or ending at night (22:00-24:00) will be discounted by 30%.
- Travel beginning or ending from late night to early morning (0:00-4:00) will be discounted by 50%.
- Travel on weekends and national holidays will be discounted by 50% all day.
Thursday, 16 June 2011
Mobile Phone Guide #1: Basics
Posted by
Dom
17:25
- Japanese phones are almost always “SIM-locked” meaning that if you change carriers you must change phones and bringing your own phone is a no-no. Kind of inconvenient, but limits phone-theft, amongst other things.
- There are several competing technologies used by the big mobile networks, not all of which are global standards.
- The use of mobile web, e-mail, and applications (which we will cover later) is almost ubiquitous, so much so that phone e-mail is used instead of traditional short text messaging
Company | Technology | Subscribers | Pre-paid? |
NTT DoCoMo | WCDMA 2.1ghz | 58.01 million | no |
au | CDMA 800mhz | 33 million | yes (limited access) |
Softbank | WCDMA 2.1ghz | 25.41 million | yes |
Wilcom | PHS 1.4ghz | 3.75 million | no |
E Mobile | WCDMA 1.7ghz | 3.12 million | no |
Other Mobile Phone posts:
Tuesday, 14 June 2011
The Best Way to Learn Hiragana and Katakana
Posted by
Dom
17:30
If you have the time and patience, both hiragana and katakana can be done in a day or two.
I don't believe in the slow and painful methods some people recommend for learning these Japanese characters. They aren't complicated enough to require pictorial stories to memorise.
Here's how I learned hiragana and katakana in six and four hours respectively:
- Select five characters to study.
- Study them until you make no mistakes at all.
- Deselect those five and select the next five.
- Learn them.
- Study the second set of five together with the first.
- Deselect those ten and select the next five.
- Study those three sets together.
- Repeat until you're studying all the characters at once and not making any mistakes.
The same people made a site called www.realkanji.com, but I can't recommend that as highly as the realkana. Kanji requires a whole game plan to study and memorise. Stay tuned for that guide soon.
Sunday, 12 June 2011
Being an ALT #10: More School Hopping
Posted by
Dom
13:42
School Politics
Saturday, 11 June 2011
WS: "He/She Was and They/We Were (Not)" 2nd G JHS
Posted by
Dom
17:17
This can be played with any number of students above 10, and works best with 2nd grade junior high.
First, ham up a terrible story of Hello Kitty being kidnapped/murdered. Next, give out one character card to every student.
Here are 40 character cards for that.
Students stand up and find a partner, janken, and the winner must ask each a series of questions:
- Where were you yesterday?
- What time were you there?
- What were you doing there?
- I was (at Kappa Sushi).
- I was there (at 12pm).
- I was (reading a newspaper)
Students cannot deduce who did the kidnapping with the hints alone, so during or at the end of the game announce that you have heard more from the police - the location, time etc. You can increase the tension by making the hints broader, such as "it happened between 1 and 3pm", "it was in a sushi place" (there are several different sushi places on the cards.
I make the criminals two characters working together, and abuse them with "why???"s at the end. Ham it up before and after for best results.
You might be left with a damp finish after that (doesn't feel right to just end it there). If that's the case, award the students one point for each interview they conducted, and five points if the interviewed the murderer. Give stickers or something.
If you want to speed it up a bit, make the questions more specific - instead of asking the time and place, students choose one time (of two) and ask what the interviewee was doing then: "what were you doing yesterday at 12". This way they can ask more people in the same time.
Thursday, 9 June 2011
How to Not Sweat Like a Beast in the Summer
Posted by
Dom
18:35
You have probably never heard of the demoniacally named Driclor before. It's a roll-on treatment for hyperhidrosis, or excessive sweating. It works. Unbelievably. If you use it for a couple of weeks, you will not sweat in the applied areas. This is perfect for the viciously hot and humid Japanese summers.
It's normally prescribed, but is available without a prescription. Read on for how to get hold of some in Japan.
I have never found this for sale in Japan, but UK and other nationality companies will ship internationally. I recommend Expresschemist.co.uk, where you can also buy your toothpaste or other toiletries you are missing in Japan. One roll-on will set you back about 4 pounds, and postage to Japan about the same.
You can also buy from Amazon.co.uk for a similar price.
Apply before bed and wash off in the morning. Expect to be eternally grateful for it.
Side-effects.
The active ingredient of Driclor is aluminium chloride hexahydrate. This itself is harmless, although in can be broken down into hydrochloric acid. This doesn't affect the end result, but can lead to irritation shortly after applying the roll-on. It goes away and isn't strictly bad for you, but can be a bit irritating (get it?). Other than that, Driclor is side-effect free.
The downside is, of course, you need to apply it to most of your body during the summer. Can't win them all.
There's also a product called Anhydrol Forte, which does the same job. I have no experience with that one, however.
I wish you the greatest happiness when you realise you can wear whatever you like this summer, without worrying about sweat patches.
Wednesday, 8 June 2011
Disaster Donation Opportunity: Clothes
Posted by
Dom
18:20
989-2393 "Wataricho"
Miyagi ken, Watarigun
Watari cho Aza kyuukan 62-1
Sato kinen Taiikukan
989−2393宮城県亘理郡
亘理町字旧館62番地1
佐藤記念体育館
Their number is 0223-34-0505
They're looking for high quality spring and summer clothes with little or no signs of wear. They don't need winter clothes because they can't store them, or underwear as the shops there are starting to reopen.
Tuesday, 7 June 2011
Exclusive Preview of New JHS Textbooks!
Posted by
Dom
15:53
Here at AccessJ we're always one step ahead of the game. We tear the competition in two with our cut-throat professionalism and unstoppable momentum. Out of the way "Gumper ALT Life Stories" and "JipanGU" sites, AJ gone crazy.
Anyway, so we got hold of a copy of next year's JHS textbooks (at least, for selected schools). It's a reworked version of New Crown - that series I got so angry about last year with my "5 Most Annoying Pages in New Crown", "4 Stupidest Characters in New Crown", and "3 Appalling Stories from New Crown" posts.
Here's your chance for a sneaky peak before 2012!
Well, first things first. Wang Ming has had a sex change! Someone finally helped him take the last step towards becoming Yang Meling. Ratna has slithered off back to India, too, unless her eczema got so bad that she just crumbled into dust and was rebuilt as a boy called Raj. Speaking of Emma (does that even qualify as a bad pun?), she's still there, but along with the rest of the cast has had a massive face-lift. The retarded, camp watercolourist from last issue has given way to the elite skills of some anime-savvy whipper-snapper.
In fact, and I may alienate half of our audience for saying this, but it actually looks quite good. Not only was New Crown dated this year (and every previous year it was used), but it had so much nonsense content that either didn't teach anything useful or made little to no sense at all (like the bizarre re-tellings of Alice in Wonderland and the Whale Rider). The new edition seems to have deliberately targeted the problem sections and made them into something useful, and, low-and-behold, actually entertaining (sort of).
However, there's also a hell of a lot more material to cover. This probably has something to do with the upcoming change in the education system. Japan's education functions on a 10-year plan, after which the previous decade is analysed and the results used to formulate the next. Last time this led to massive changes in how children were taught. The high levels of suicides and stress were attributed to the huge workload on school students. The proposed solution was to drastically cut that workload (no school on Saturdays and a dramatic drop in expectations) and focus more on involving the personalities of students in every-day school life. The result of this change, however, was (predictably, I guess) a drop in achievement. So, looks like it's back to the old method... More on this in a future post.
Today we'll treat you to character comparisons. Next time, we'll have a closer look at how the same chapters/pages have evolved in the new edition.
So it's all change, huh? Paul has also acquired a physically handicapped brother (presumably to balance out his own mental retardation). More details in the future, folks.
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| Bonus picture: Ms Sasaki trying to screw up Paul's shodo. |
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Sunday, 5 June 2011
Being an ALT #9: Hopping Between Schools
Posted by
Dom
13:26
This game of musical workplaces can be good or bad, depending on your preferences. Over our next two Being an ALT posts, we'll discuss some of the pros and cons of this arrangement. First, we'll look at some of the interpersonal impacts of having more schools to visit, and next time we'll consider scheduling issues it might provoke. If you're considering a move to a multi-school job, we hope these posts will provide you some food for thought.
A More Diverse Experience
First off, with multiple schools, you'll encounter a much wider variety of students and teachers. Every class of students has its own personality, and every school has a personality, too. Some schools are the pride and joy of their community. Other schools are out in the slums (or as close as you can get in Japan), and student behavior will reflect this fact. Lunch and cleaning time routines vary from school to school, as do teacher meetings and the way ALTs are employed. You may be a human tape recorder at one school but be given free reign over most lessons at another.
More Coworkers
More faces means more Japanese names to remember, and moving around between schools also means it will take a little longer for coworkers at any given school to warm up to you. However, as a team-teaching ALT, more coworkers means more people for you to try working with and a greater chance to meet teachers with whom you really jive in the classroom.
Perpetual Visitor
A common complaint about the ALT job is that you never really fit in as part of the team. It's easy to feel like an outsider or a special exception in this world. The intensity of that feeling depends on you and your specific situation, but if you're sensitive to that kind of thing, be aware that a multi-school ALT job can exacerbate or prolong the feeling. It will take longer to build relationships with your students and coworkers if you only see them for part of each week, and jumping between schools makes it easier to be "forgotten."
Being Forgotten
This is standard new-ALT rigamarole, especially if you don't speak Japanese (but even if you do!). A lot of information that circulates the school will fail to come across your desk. Maybe it slipped the English teacher's mind to let you know, maybe they didn't make enough copies of an announcement to put one on your desk, maybe they didn't think you'd be interested, or maybe it's something they've decided you don't need to know.
Serious things, like a student stealing a teacher's wallet, school property being vandalized over the weekend, a teacher's loss of a relative, or a student running away from home, tend to get swept out of the ALT's field of vision, intentionally or otherwise. These probably won't be explained in English to you.But, other daily information that you really do need might not reach your ears, either. The daily schedule might have been shifted by ten minutes in one direction, or maybe lunch comes an hour earlier than usual. This kind of information is usually circulated in the daily schedule or on the chalkboard in the staff room, but it's going to be in Japanese.
This and other things, like not hearing about the annual staff photo until the morning of, can leave ALTs feeling pretty cynical or impotent in the workplace.
Of course, one of the biggest issues with multi-school ALT jobs is how the schools divide your time. Next week we'll look at how schools deal with sharing an ALT and how it'll increase (or sometimes decrease!) your workload. Stay tuned, and as always, if you have any experiences to share, please comment below!
Saturday, 4 June 2011
WS: "Are You From Vatican City?" 1st G JHS
Posted by
Dom
16:53
The sheet is pretty self explanatory, but here's a quick rundown:
- Copy both pages of the sheet (download here) for each pupil.
- Copy page 2 at a larger page size and cut out all the flags so that each student can have two.
- Students have a set time limit (5-10 minutes) to play bingo.
- They must ask other students two "Are you from.." questions.
- If the responding student has the flag of the country in question, they say yes and the asking student gets to mark it off their bingo card.
- Reward all students over X number of bingos (or any at all).
I think it's fun because it's such a challenge to find three countries from the huge list. First graders are usually enthusiastic enough for it to work, but if you have a bad or depressed class you might want to reconsider.
Thursday, 2 June 2011
Getting an ETC Card Reader
Posted by
Dom
15:30
We will covered how to get an ETC card very soon, which is significantly more difficult for foreigners (especially the military), but now let's look at getting the box installed.
First of all, go to an auto-mobile shop/garage and choose a box. ETC boxes come in various price brackets, though the added benefits of the more expensive options are limited (if you can even work out what they are), so I'd recommend just getting the cheapest.
There will be two prices on the box. The cheaper of the two is the unit price, the second the price including installation. Boxes start around 7,000 yen, and you should be able to find one including installation for just under double that.
When you take the unit to the counter, they'll ask if you want it installed.
You may have to wait for a bay in the garage area to be free, at which time the staff will say something like "The wait time for a bay is .... minutes, are you OK waiting that long?" If time is an issue you'd want to make a reservation beforehand.
For those needing help, I'd say something like this to make a reservation:
ETCを設置していただけたいですが、来週土曜日の予約をお願いできますか?After you've made an appointment (or been pleasantly surprised), you will have to fill out your name and address on a form, and give them your shaken certificate to photocopy. Later, or next, you will drive your car to the fitting area and negotiate where you would like the machine to be installed (the antenna is always behind the rear-view mirror). Literally almost anywhere is fine. Mine is just under the steering wheel. They remove part of your dash to fit the box, so you might not want to watch if you're sensitive about your car!
(ETC o setchi shite itadaketaidesuga, raishū doyōbi no yoyaku o onegai dekimasu ka?)
- the underlines words being the day you want to make the reservation.
At the store, if they were explaining that you need a reservation they'd probably say something like,
予約は必要ですが。。。
(Yoyaku wa hitsuyōdesuga. . .)
"You need to make a reservation"
また明日の午後に来られますか?
(Mata ashita no gogo ni kitararemasu ka?)
"Can you come back tomorrow afternoon?"
The fitting process takes 30-45 minutes. Then you're all set.
More
- If you move prefecture and change your licence plate, you will need to get your ETC paperwork updated.
- There are some "one-piece" boxes which don't need to be fitted (they sit on a holder on the dash and have the antenna built-in), although I've never seen one.















