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Sunday, 4 December 2011

Over time teaching I've accumulated a lot of stuff in my desk. Most of it is papers, textbook samples, student grades, past exams, articles and publications about English, and Japanese learning resources. But there are a few odds and ends around me that I probably didn't expect I'd use with such regularity before I got into the job.

Here are a few of the things that maybe not everyone associates with teaching or lesson planning, but which I now find essential or which have helped me out in tight situations:


Mug -- If you're a coffee or tea drinker it probably seems natural to have a mug handy, but I used to wonder why people always keep mugs around in office environments. Even though I still prefer water over coffee or tea, I can agree it's nice to have a cup of something at your desk after a day's worth of lectures and speaking activities. A nice hot cup soup in winter is a real brightener.

Sweat Rags -- Kind of gross, but you'll soon realise why most Japanese people carry litle flannels in their pockets. The combat the summer humidity and inevitable flood of sweat, purpose-made mini-towels with cute characters on will be very handy.

Hand Lotion -- In a normal week, I go through six or seven sticks of chalk. I try to stick to coated chalk to keep as much off my fingers as I can, but if you've done much blackboard writing you know that little smudges of it always somehow end up all over your hands anyway (and on your papers, your books, and your clothes). I keep a tube of hand lotion around to ward off that obnoxious dry finger feeling that accompanies continued chalk usage. This also combats the cracked skin of cold, dry winters.

Snacks -- An old coworker of mine used to use an entire drawer of her 3-drawer desk for the purpose of storing snacks, from cookies to potato chips. That's a bit extreme, if you ask me, but there's definite merit in having a pick-me-up ready after a hard class. When you're staying after to do lesson prep, a great choice to hold yourself over is a packet of powdered soup.

Uchiwa -- These, along with folding fans, are the traditional Japanese answer to summer's ovenlike classrooms, usually without air conditioning and occasionally without even electric fans. Along with cooling you down, they're useful for bopping (with utmost aggression and spite) your more rambunctious students over the head.

Wet Tissues -- This is another important summer item for me. The "facial paper" or "body paper" put out by brands like Gatsby and Adidas is really useful on summer mornings and after club or sports events. I actually keep these in my bag as well as my desk: They double as an antibacterial oshibori when you can't find a sink to wash your hands.

Headphones -- These depend on your workplace. In some schools, it's not a big deal for a teacher to listen to music while correcting quizzes or drudging through the monotony that is final exam multiple-choice-section corrections, as long as they don't do it overtly in front of students. These also come in handy when you're checking the content of bundled CDs or anything with audio output on your otherwise probably-always-muted PC.

Painkillers -- Not an everyday item for anyone's teaching, I hope, I keep these around for days on which classes or club are particularly brutal, or for when I start coming down with a cold, etc., during working hours.

Big Pile of Red Pens -- You'll end up taking your pen home in your pocket, removing it there, and forgetting it next day. You have been warned.

And of course various things to improvise games with - dice, chopsticks, stones, cards etc. We'll look at emergency resources some other time.

Have anything special you keep in your desk? Let us know in the comments below!




Tuesday, 11 October 2011

Do you need a suit? Can you wear sandals in the summer? Is it Okay to not wear a bra?

All this and more answered within.


This information is for Junior High and Elementary. I don't yet know the details for High School. Please leave us a comment if you do.

First of all, yes you do need a suit. You will be expected to wear it for the big ceremonies and enkais. TIP: Don't wear a black tie, because it symbolises death.


I would recommend keeping a suit at school if you can, as you never know when someone will forget to tell you about a teachers' photo etc.

For general, everyday wear, a pair of smart trousers (skirts reserved for special occasions) will do. They don't need to be suit trousers at all. Many teachers wear tracksuits, which is perfectly acceptable. I wear black coloured sports trousers. No denim.

Your top half wants to be at least short-sleeved, covering any cleavage you may have (men or women) and not showing your lower back at all (in any position). Generally, print T-shirts are not acceptable (expect in elementary school), but polo-necks are. Sports "dry" T-shirts seem to be fine. And you should probably wear a bra.

In cold weather you may want to wear a jacket at school. You can do so if it's not huge. A sensible, thin jacket may be worn.

Footwear
It seems that you can wear sandals, but flip-flops are a little too casual. And most people wear socks, too...

You will need indoor shoes for school, which can be pretty much any style you want. I'd steer away from luminous coloured trainers, but even that may not be a problem.

If in doubt, ask.


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Tuesday, 4 October 2011

We've posted before about school lunch, several times. But to be more comprehensive we've decided to update our old entries and incorporate them into the Being an ALT series.

So, let's explore the wonders of school lunch time in Japan.

In my school (and most other elementary and junior high schools in the region), the children of my weekly host class come and collect me and my food from the teacher's room. Then we go to their class and I wait until the children have finished serving each other (food is served from large vats at the from of the class by those students whose turn it is to do so).

If you don't have one, I suggest buying a lunch mat (see the images later in this post). All students have them, and will be excited that you have one too.

Then we say the customary いただきます (itadakimasu) and eat. This usually ends well before the "end of lunch" chime, and we must wait for that before washing and returning our dishes. In this time, you can talk with the students or sit in total silence. Often the kids are either scared still of communicating with you, or just don't want to.

Don't get me wrong, I love my kids. But if they ever work up the courage to speak to me it's just to ask what my favourite colour is, how tall I am and if I have a girlfriend. I've taught them for years, they know this stuff already.

Talking Japanese to them just makes them laugh... :(

When the bell rings we say our いただきました (itadakimashita) or ごちそうさまでした (gochisousamadeshita), "wash" our plates and bowls with 100ml of water and a pair of chopsticks and then go our separate ways. Then the students and teachers brush their teeth.

The food
If you're vegetarian, either forget it, or bring your own lunch. Japan isn't welcoming to your kind. Generally lunch always consists of milk and rice (replaced once a week with bread or noodles depending on the time of year), and will come with some kind of soup (usually containing small piece of meat), a piece of meat or other source of protein, and a salad (often very, very pickled). Here's a sample from my 5 Random School Lunches post from last year:


Wednesday

  • Rice with yukari. Not sure what that is but it turned it purple and tasted similar to umeboshi (pickled plums),
  • Tomato omelette,
  • Fried sweet potato slithers, cucumber and lettuce,
  • Sumashi soup with wakame, mushrooms, reformed fish and indeterminate bits of vegetable.
  • Calories: 734
  • Review: Cold and miserable. 2/5


The combinations of food are often quite strange. In fact, so strange that a book was written on it. You can check out all the odd combinations with glossy, full-color photos in the book on Amazon; a smattering of the funny ones are listed here:

  • White Bread + Rice Cakes
  • Brown Sugar Bread and Miso Soup
  • Toast with Jam and Vinegared Pork
  • Steamed Strawberry Bread and Kitsune Udon
  • Curry Tofu Stirfry and Chocolate Deep-Fried Bread
  • Curry Udon and an American Hotdog
  • Yakisoba and a Donut

To be fair, when interviewed, the nutrition experts at offending school districts defended their position, saying they are required by the national government to provide a certain number of calories and amount of vitamins and minerals in each lunch. But, Japanese kids are (in my opinion) some of the pickiest eaters in the world. So, the nutrition experts continued, its necessary to choose high calorie foods kids are willing to eat and pair them with a smattering of other stuff to meet the vitamin requirements. 



Wednesday, 28 September 2011

This is a documentary a good friend of mine made this year. It covers many of the day-to-day activities of an ALT in Juniour High/Elementary school in Japan.

He lived way out in the countryside, quite close to where I am now. The scenery alone is worth watching for.

It's a little long (50mins), but it captures a lot of the atmosphere of rural Japan.

Enjoy.




Tuesday, 27 September 2011

One of our readers recently gave a very insightful comment about being a new JET and feeling overwhelmed by the elementary school lessons she's asked to teach as part of her position.

Elementary is definitely a different ball game from the (until recently) more common junior high school and high school ALT placements. Today we'll offer some brief opinions on what makes the elementary environment different and share an example lesson format that struggling new ALTs can try out.



The ALT's Dilemma
In many public elementary schools, lessons with the visiting ALT are ALT-centric. The students' homeroom teacher (HRT) is supposed to be in the room with you, but he or she may not be involved at all in the delivery of the lesson after turning the time over to you. This is in contrast to junior high or high school lessons, in which the Japanese teacher brings you along to class and "calls on you for help" or gives you a portion of the 50-minute class period to do an activity with the students. Accordingly, elementary lessons bestow much more responsibility on the ALT and can require more planning than a junior high lesson in which you're not responsible for all the day's content.

The HRT's Dilemma
It may be a relief to know, however, that when you start up your first few elementary lessons as a new ALT, the HRT may be feeling just as petrified of the class as you. English has only recently been phased in as a required subject in fifth and sixth grade in Japan. Elementary HRTs are supposed to be able to teach every subject to their class of students, from basic science to multiplication to kanji. With this phase-in, though, a completely new subject that they never thought they'd have to deal with before is suddenly being thrown in their lap: English. So, you're not the only adult in the classroom who's feeling uncomfortable.

Granted, a confident HRT shouldn't be jizo-ing it in the back of the classroom or dumping everything on the new ALT. They've probably worked with ALTs before and should recognize from their own experience how tough it is to stand in front of a class of 40-odd kids as a fresh college graduate. The best HRTs I worked with were eager to be teaching English and had topics and games in mind that they wanted to cover during class. But not all of my matchups were so lucky.

Entertaining the Kids
That said, elementary lessons don't have to be so difficult. Think of them as a session of stage acting more than as traditional stand-at-the-blackboard teaching. To the kids your arrival is a rarity in schedule; it's not a normal class to them. They're anticipating something fun and different. But "fun and different" doesn't mean "hard and time consuming to plan." You as you are, a teacher visiting Japan from abroad, is exciting and fun. Those are points in your corner already.

A Possible Lesson Plan
First of all, don't forget that we publish lesson plans every Sunday in our Worksheet Sunday series. We have many elementary plans up, with more on the way.

For each of my elementary classes, I usually tried to pick one solid topic per lesson with about ten associated vocabulary words. Some of my most successful topics were Body Parts and Animal Noises. Make flashcards for the ten vocabulary words beforehand or rehearse gestures you're going to perform while saying the word. For body parts, my gesture was as simple as pointing to my head while excitedly saying, "head!" For animal noises, my flashcards were as simple and low-tech as printing out images of the animals from Google on A4-size paper and pasting them to cardboard or construction paper. Try MES English for indispensable flashcards if you don't have time to make your own.

Once you're in the classroom, use a big smile and a loud voice to say your words and get the kids to repeat. Do a few words at a time, then review ones you've already done, and even after you've "learned" all the words go over them again in random order. I added a gimmick to the review time to keep the kids interested, like showing the cards or repeating the gestures over and over, faster and faster, seeing if the kids can keep up. Seeing the picture or mimicking your gesture while saying the word helps the students internalize the strange new foreign sound. Learning and reviewing the words should take ten or fifteen minutes. (For animal noises, by the way, we had to first learn the names of the animals and then the sounds they make. This also meant I kept the number of cards lower, since each card had two associated pieces of information to learn.) It may seem like a long time, and you may get bored; but if the kids are still having fun then you're doing your job.

After you have learned the words, play a game with them. For body parts, Simon Says is a fantastic game. It takes the students a little time to understand the first time through, but after that every class I played it with loved it so much that they didn't want to stop playing. For animal sounds, a game like Fruit Basket is fun. Students are assigned an animal and sit in a circle with one student standing in the middle of the circle. Whoever stands in the middle gives an animal name or its sound, and whenever a student's assigned animal is called, he or she must stand up and run to a different seat in the circle. Whoever is left standing in the center after the chaos is required to give the next animal name or sound. If you keep the pictures posted on the board, students are looking at them and trying to remember the names and sounds of the animals--they're studying.

I usually prepared two games when I planned a lesson like this, but depending on the group of kids they may love the first game enough that they don't want to stop. A warm-up, perhaps unrelated game or activity is nice to have as a backup (I kept a CD of "Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes" for the body parts lesson and later often used it as a warm up in other lessons), and the last five minutes are good for quickly reviewing the cards or gestures you learned at the beginning of the class.

...And That's It!
I hope that these suggestions can be helpful for new JETs and other new ALTs who find themselves with elementary students to take care of and a minimal support structure from their HRTs, who are themselves rather new to the world of teaching English. If you have any comments or solid elementary lesson structures of your own to share, we of course welcome your comments below.

Addendum
*I know some things have changed a bit since I taught my last elementary lessons. And different schools of course have different expectations. Your school may be following Eigo Note and insisting you do a certain page of it each class. If at all possible, get them to tell you what page they'll want to cover next time you visit. A lesson topic isn't something anyone wants to find out just ten minutes before the bell rings. I think most topics in Eigo Note can be used in the basic structure I outlined above. And although Eigo Note suggests its own games, songs, and activities, if you plan a game of your own and bring materials for it, I don't think any rational HRT would balk and prevent you from using it, particularly if it's an HRT about whom your main quip is uninvolvement during class time.





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Tuesday, 12 July 2011

Japanese people are in the tradition of brushing their teeth directly after meals (or at least lunch). This will happen in the workplace, too. After lunch at school, literally everyone will be at a sink brushing away; which is why they have so many long stainless steel sink areas.

Some Westerners, not being in the habit of doing this, have received less-than-polite comments from co-workers.

BUT, there is a general consensus amongst Western dentists that this practice is bad for the enamel of your teeth. Read on before making your own mind up.
A brief search on Google will provide a seemingly endless list of sites advising against brushing right after meals. It seems that the process of chewing and swallowing foods, especially those with high acidity, naturally weakens the enamel layer of your teeth. Brushing during this weakened phase will gradually remove that enamel.

Dentists seem to say that after an hour, enamel will have re-hardened to a stage at which it is safe to brush.

One thing I wasn't aware of before my "brief search on Google" was that in addition to this danger, brushing your teeth more than twice a day is at best unnecessary, at worst harmful to your teeth and gums. Prolonged exposure to brushing will, again, wear away the enamel.

According to the link above, you should limit your brushing to two times a day, for around two minutes a time. You should also (though how you are going to calculate this without a ridiculous toothbrush is beyond me) apply a pressure of 150grams (confusingly referred to as the same as "holding an orange").

Well, now you know.

However, all of Japan seems to follow this practice. Who is to say they are wrong to do so? Many people who have worked with Japanese children will complain about the really horrible state of their (the children's) teeth, but how many of those have worked with children elsewhere and can compare the two?

One more thing which foreigners in Japan seem intent to mention is the lack of fluoride in Japanese toothpaste. Dentists generally recommend a fluoride-containing paste. However, the two stock responses to this are:
  1. Japanese toothpaste actually does contain fluoride, though the comparative ratios are not currently known (by me),
  2. There is an on-going debate about whether or not fluoride actually helps (quite well summarised here).
In any case, my philosophy here is if it ain't broke, don't fix it. I've never had a cavity brushing the "English way", and will happily continue doing so.




Tuesday, 5 July 2011

Most ALTs will be expected to perform demo classes during the year. Some will be just for in-school staff, some for the PTA, and sometimes you'll have to perform in front of a pretty large crowd of teachers from the area. Very occasionally, you'll find TV/radio crews, too.


Don't be put off by this. As an ALT, most of the attention is on the Japanese teacher. If you are lucky enough to have a big role in the demo, take it as a sign of their trust in you and your ability.

Anyway, other than the crowd, it's just a regular lesson (except some teachers will plan weeks in advance, sometimes even making the demo the second time those students have been taught the lesson).

However, there are some things which you can get out of this experience:

  • First is an exposure and profile boost: do well and your audience and teacher will have a better opinion of you. This is nice.
  • Secondly, and most importantly, is the chance to take stock of your own ability and presentation. Most (big) demo classes are video taped by at least one member of staff. If you can, ask them if you can watch it back. As horrible as it is to watch yourself, it's an ideal opportunity to see what does and does not work. You might notice that your explanations need work, that you sometimes talk a little bit too fast or too quietly without realising it, that you miss struggling students, that you stand kind of camply... stuff like that. This chance to review your own performance is invaluable if you take your teaching seriously. Not only can you fix problems, but you can increase your own confidence by doing so.
In short, these things are good for you. Fighto.



Tuesday, 28 June 2011

One thing which will probably occur to you pretty quickly in this job is that not a lot is usually expected of you.

You can potentially change that, though I wouldn't guarantee it. This entry is about how you can use your free time at school.

If you put in the effort and show some well thought out games and activities, or show that your teaching ability/classroom control is high, you may be given more responsibility.

However, sometimes, however much you try, you still have several hours a day with literally nothing to do.

Some people love this, some hate it. You can use it to go on Facebook if you want. You can learn Japanese, write a book or even study for a university course.

You can also, of course, use at least part of it to evaluate your own teaching skills. We all have weaknesses in some areas, and taking a step back (a particularly useful tool here is the video-taped demo lesson) to assess where you can improve will not only help you sharpen up your game, it will also make you feel better.

That last one is an important point. It's very common for the ALT to be left out of school (and even lesson) stuff to the extent that we sometimes wonder if we're needed at all. If you choose to accept that and follow your own pursuits in your free time at school, no one will mind. If that's what you want, then it's a great scenario for you.

However, some people might find the alienation to be a bit down-heartening. If that's you, then you can use your time to create resources or displays that make you a more prominent part of the school. If you do this, the fact that 90% of ALTs don't may work in your favour enough to impress your coworkers/employer.


In short, if you can take pride in this job which literally anyone can do moderately, and do it well, it won't be as easy as it has a reputation for being. Or, you could just slack off and enjoy it. "Both of OK".

But the truth is that Japan is a very difficult place for a foreigner to find permanent work. If you're working the ALT gig and thinking about a long-term stay in Japan, then you had better take every opportunity you can to make yourself more employable.





Tuesday, 21 June 2011

If you have any experience with Japanese culture, you may well have come across kancho, which is just one example of the level of personal invasion which is widely practiced by school children (and many adults).

This week we'll talk about the top 3 ways you are likely to be sexually harassed by students in class.

I have no idea why this is socially acceptable, but the amount of same-sex molestation in Japan is astronomical. Last week (in a regular bar) I watched a man get ridden by his friend while another acquaintance groped in between his butt-cheeks. In fact, he was ridden so hard and for so long that the poor guy had some kind of reaction start in his pants which made the whole table of men (and one woman) laugh for hours. I've also had the unpleasant experience of having my arse-crack "wiped" while singing karaoke, as well as being prodded in the wang innumerable times. These are just a couple of examples. However, no Japanese person would dream of calling this kind of behaviour in any way "gay".

School is a breeding ground for this at all age levels, so watch out! Here are the big three:

3. Booby Touch
Pretty self explanatory. Let's be clear about this: Japanese boobs are usually pretty small. A glance at the bras in most shops will show that not only are they very small cup-sizes, but it's virtually impossible to find any without padding inside to make the most of that little bit of meat. 
Expect everyone to be amazed by your breasts if they're bigger than an A (partly due to the same stereotype as Western men having big penises). Boys will stare, girls will touch. And as with number 2, teachers will do it too.

2. Groin Grab
I get this all the time (I'm a man), and my female friends have also had it several times (though it seems limited to same-sex attempts). The clue is in the name. Intensity ranges from poking to groping. I have also had this at enkais, where other teachers (and sometimes parents) will try to test the "gaijin have massive dongs" theory.

1. Kancho
For those who don't know, kancho is the forced penetration of someone's anus by another's index and middle fingers. Thankfully, it's usually only performed clothed, but the plus points end there.

It's a fast and hard movement carried out when (almost always a boy) leaves themselves open to it by bending over, or simply standing still (a bit like slapping a woman's backside, right fellas?). It can be incredibly painful if landed correctly (my friend confesses to having made a boy bleed in his youth).

As a teacher, you are just as likely to get kancho'd as most of the students, so you'd better make your distaste for it clear from the start.

Female teachers are less likely to be kancho'd than male, but that doesn't mean you're 100% safe, or that you won't play victim to some of the other touchy-feely games.




Sunday, 12 June 2011

In the last installment of our Being an ALT series, we discussed how some ALT jobs cover more than one school and how hopping between schools can affect your experience as a teacher in Japan. This time we'll continue that discussion and look particularly at how an ALT's time is split between multiple schools and the ways that can increase or decrease your workload.

School Politics
If you are a shared resource between schools, you can bet that every one of your schools is out to get its fair share of your time. When you ask for time off from work at one school, you may be asked why you can't take a day off from the other school instead. On the other hand, if you manage things well, it will seem to any given school that you haven't asked for many days off at all.

At the beginning of each school year, determining annual calendars of what days you'll visit each school and trading or rescheduling days to make sure each school's total count stays equal are also part of the multi-school ALT adventure.

Finally, if you work at rivaling schools, you may find yourself having to choose between school festivals or enkai parties to attend, and you will be occasionally asked awkward questions by faculty about which school you think is better. (Perhaps an English teacher might even ask you this last question during a lesson, which you'll then get to handle, impromptu, in front of the students... ahem...)

Scheduling Loopholes
On the other side of schools fighting to make sure they each get you for their one-hundred-and-sixteen days per year (or whatever your number of days happens to be), being a multi-school ALT means you'll occasionally find yourself at the mercy of an unintended scheduling conflict. Your schools may have slightly different summer or winter holiday dates, or test days, or demo lesson days, or PTA conference days. This can work out in your favor with an extra few days of summer vacation, or it could work in the other direction, such as two English demo lessons in the same week or paying for two enkais instead of one.

Planning Classes
If your JTEs are well-organized, they'll be able to tell you a week in advance what classes you're going to be teaching and at what point the students will be in their studies. But, not all JTEs are on the ball with this. You may not know in advance what you will be doing next time you come to a certain school. This can manifest as a rushed Monday morning in which you are told last minute what you'll be doing in the day's first class. When you don't have all your materials with you (see next point), it can be a real mental strain.

Doubled Materials
Another tough part of the multi-school environment is maintaining your teaching materials. In short, if you want to have the materials you create available for you to teach with, you'll have to truck them around in your bag each day you change schools. Your desk may not feel like "your" desk, because it'll be inconvenient to store things in it, and if you commute by car your car may become a portable desk instead. If you commute by bicycle or public transportation, you may just have to lug around an obnoxiously heavy bag on your commute.

Along similar lines, if one school issues you a laptop, you probably won't be able to take that computer with you to use at other schools. Schools may quip about you bringing your own laptop into work. And very security-paranoid schools may even frown on your popping USB drives in and out of their computers. (But, honestly, that's a little extreme. If you explain openly that it's the only reasonable way to keep your materials together across workplaces, it should work out all right.)

On the plus side, you'll be able to get twice as much mileage out of any material you create: Multiple schools means more chances to do lessons with students of the same grade level. This means you can reuse materials you've already prepared and develop your ideas and lesson delivery through repetition. Repeating the same lesson twice (or more!) is one of the best ways to hone your in-class explanations and become a better teacher. A lot of the bullet points here have been negative, but to be honest, this point alone makes teaching at multiple schools worth the hassle!

So in summary, don't let the negative aspects of a multi-school job put you off. As an ALT you'll have all the same opportunity to get involved (just show your teachers that you want to be!), and the broader experience you gain from working with different sets of students and coworkers more than makes up for the smaller annoyances. Take our points here as warnings you can use to prepare yourself for the job, rather than letting them stress you out when you find them out alone. Enjoy your new job!